|
|
|
|
|
09-07-2007, 09:58 PM
|
#1 |
|
Advanced Member
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Port Royal
Posts: 288
Rep Power: 242
|
Yeah, but she sure can cook!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Spoken:] Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you |
|
|
|
09-07-2007, 11:59 PM
|
#2 |
|
SBLive! Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In the woods
Posts: 1,819
Rep Power: 287
|
What are the four stages of a man's life?
1. Believing in Santa Claus. 2. Not believing in Santa Claus. 3. Getting to play Santa Claus. 4. Looking like Santa Claus!
__________________
One shoe can change your life! Cinderella |
|
|
|
|
09-08-2007, 01:30 AM
|
#3 | |
|
SBLive! Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,421
Rep Power: 340
|
Quote:
 Oh and her motto enough is never enough 
__________________
Maranatha  Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. |
|
|
|
|
|
09-08-2007, 01:26 AM
|
#4 | |
|
SBLive! Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,421
Rep Power: 340
|
Quote:
__________________
Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. |
|
|
|
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
