The real reason why chickens cross the road

piemaker720 · 07-10-2007, 04:25 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19695549/

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The jury is still out on why the chicken crossed the road. But new research reveals an inbuilt magnetic compass guides domestic chickens when they do venture across the asphalt and other surfaces.

Here you go Late Night

LateNight · 07-10-2007, 11:02 PM

O.k. I'll play, why on earth was this addressed to me ?

piemaker720 · 07-10-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LateNight

O.k. I'll play, why on earth was this addressed to me ?

You said I needed pictures, so I got one.

LateNight · 07-10-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by piemaker720

You said I needed pictures, so I got one.

o.k. fair enough.

So why did the chicken cross the road......

Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Foghorn Leghorn's Answer:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.

piemaker720 · 07-10-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LateNight

o.k. fair enough.

So why did the chicken cross the road......

Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Foghorn Leghorn's Answer:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.

The article said they have a inbuilt compass.

rhertz · 07-10-2007, 11:18 PM

The PC answer is this:

The chicken is a brave bird, proud and strong. It is too dangerous for anyone to cross the road. We must issue a tax bond to build a walkway for chickens to walk over the road, so they do not have to cross it.

Pocahontas · 07-10-2007, 11:37 PM

Good one rhertz!

LateNight · 07-10-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by piemaker720

The article said they have a inbuilt compass.

Yeah, but that's not funny.

howela · 07-17-2007, 06:54 PM

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken will do whatever you tell him to do... If you keep it clean.

piemaker720 · 07-17-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by howela

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken will do whatever you tell him to do... If you keep it clean.

What in the world, that was funny.

rhertz · 07-18-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by howela

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken will do whatever you tell him to do... If you keep it clean.

Copyright Burger King? I guess this is part of the cow vs chicken wars... Does Chickfila have www.subservientcow.com?

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rhertz SBLive! Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,834 Rep Power: 316	The PC answer is this: The chicken is a brave bird, proud and strong. It is too dangerous for anyone to cross the road. We must issue a tax bond to build a walkway for chickens to walk over the road, so they do not have to cross it.

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