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piemaker720 07-10-2007 04:25 PM
The real reason why chickens cross the road
 
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The jury is still out on why the chicken crossed the road. But new research reveals an inbuilt magnetic compass guides domestic chickens when they do venture across the asphalt and other surfaces.
Here you go Late Night

LateNight 07-10-2007 11:02 PM
O.k. I'll play, why on earth was this addressed to me ?

:peace:

piemaker720 07-10-2007 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by LateNight
O.k. I'll play, why on earth was this addressed to me ?

:peace:
You said I needed pictures, so I got one.:laugh: :laugh:

LateNight 07-10-2007 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by piemaker720
You said I needed pictures, so I got one.:laugh: :laugh:
o.k. fair enough. :)

So why did the chicken cross the road......


Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Foghorn Leghorn's Answer:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.

piemaker720 07-10-2007 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by LateNight
o.k. fair enough. :)

So why did the chicken cross the road......


Bob Dylan's Answer:
How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster?

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Foghorn Leghorn's Answer:
That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers.

Jack Nicholson's Answer:
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.

The article said they have a inbuilt compass.

rhertz 07-10-2007 11:18 PM
The PC answer is this:

The chicken is a brave bird, proud and strong. It is too dangerous for anyone to cross the road. We must issue a tax bond to build a walkway for chickens to walk over the road, so they do not have to cross it.

Pocahontas 07-10-2007 11:37 PM
:funnypost2: Good one rhertz!:laugh:

LateNight 07-10-2007 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by piemaker720
The article said they have a inbuilt compass.
Yeah, but that's not funny. :yes:

howela 07-17-2007 06:54 PM
Subservient chicken
 
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken will do whatever you tell him to do... If you keep it clean.

piemaker720 07-17-2007 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by howela
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken will do whatever you tell him to do... If you keep it clean.
What in the world, that was funny.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

rhertz 07-18-2007 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by howela
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This chicken will do whatever you tell him to do... If you keep it clean.
Copyright Burger King? I guess this is part of the cow vs chicken wars... Does Chickfila have www.subservientcow.com?


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