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Or maybe you just choose to see it as provocative rather than a level of humor you don't get.
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Of course not. I'm merely speaking for myself. It wasn't over my head in the least, but I also didn't find it amusing and apparently neither did Pokie. Anywho, let's gather some more laughs.
If you've ever been launched from a aircraft carrier without an aircraft, you might be a military redneck.
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Ok Brain if you are so funny and have a sense of humor give us your best joke...come on...do it...dare ya!
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Ok, this one time, this guy challenged me to "beat him up" on a public forum. So I provided my phone number so we could set up a time and meeting place. Well suddenly he's not so brave anymore. NOW he wants me to call HIM, so I call, we "chat", and settle on a date. 5pm 5/7/07 Betty Virginia Park. I hang up, content that we've reached an agreement. So about 5 hours later I log on to the forum and I read that said individual is here telling everyone I threatened his family and is obviously having second thoughts about about our meeting because one of my X girlfriends went missing 6 months after we broke up, so naturally, I was the prime suspect. Anyway, I call him back and ask if he intends to keep our appointment to which he replies "I don't think so".... I'm telling ya, I never laughed so hard in my LIFE!!! |
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You might be a Redneck if........
If your computers cost more than your trailer
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You might be a redneck if you named your son Blue ,after your favorite hound dog.
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If you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if you think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!
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You might be a redneck if The manager of the sewage treatment plant tells you it's time to wash your hair.
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You might be a redneck if "gettin hitched" means you are moving to a new trailer park. LOL, just made that one up.
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