Man Found Half Naked With Inflatable Doll in Iowa Public Restroom

[joepole]

1. That shouldn't be illegal, either.

2. Sex with a doll isn't sex, it's masturbation. Why in the world would that be illegal in a public bathroom? You can hold your wang out but you can't shake it?

[Morpheus]

Originally Posted by joepole

1. That shouldn't be illegal, either.

2. Sex with a doll isn't sex, it's masturbation. Why in the world would that be illegal in a public bathroom? You can hold your wang out but you can't shake it?

Not next to me. Not more than three times, anyway. Isn't that the rule? Honestly Joe, we can't have the populace masturbating in public whenever the mood strikes them. There'd be anarchy!