Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by purpahurl

You can turn a machine off!

LOL, here's some more reasons...

-Electricity cost less than steak and lobster and wine.
-You only have to pay for her once for life (unless you buy her on credit)
-Robots look better in cubic zirconia than real diamonds.
-Robots never gain weight
-Robot women can do math really fast
-Don't need to stop to pee on long road trips
-Interchangable blonde/brunette hair
-Robots can be programmed to speak French when the lights are off.
-Built in MP3 player....

Al Swearengen · 10-15-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

LOL, here's some more reasons...

-Electricity cost less than steak and lobster and wine.
-You only have to pay for her once for life (unless you buy her on credit)
-Robots look better in cubic zirconia than real diamonds.
-Robots never gain weight
-Robot women can do math really fast
-Don't need to stop to pee on long road trips
-Interchangable blonde/brunette hair
-Robots can be programmed to speak French when the lights are off.
-Built in MP3 player....

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

LOL, naw think SciFi! I'm imagining an LCD ass with tattoo screensaver emulator so I don't get bored with the same old scenery!

purpahurl · 10-15-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

Put handle bars on her and you can ride her while she rides you

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 09:10 PM

We're all so bad!!!

purpahurl · 10-15-2007, 09:30 PM

That was funny. Tbelle aint got a dog in this fight.

Isaac-Saxxon · 10-15-2007, 09:39 PM

Hope she comes with a buddy bearing and thermostat.

Al Swearengen · 10-15-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by purpahurl

That was funny. Tbelle aint got a dog in this fight.

LOL, yeah, but I can see it now...TBelle and the rest of the womenfolk are gonna be clamorin for the Keith Urban or the Viggo Mortensen style droids, and then where would we be?

purpahurl · 10-15-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

LOL, yeah, but I can see it now...TBelle and the rest of the womenfolk are gonna be clamorin for the Keith Urban or the Viggo Mortensen style droids, and then where would we be?

Us menfolk would probably live longer from less nagging and stress.

rhertz · 10-15-2007, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

LOL, yeah, but I can see it now...TBelle and the rest of the womenfolk are gonna be clamorin for the Keith Urban or the Viggo Mortensen style droids, and then where would we be?

Not going to happen. Haven't you seen Austin Powers? The Fembots are under OUR control. Who do you think invented robots in the first place?

We got all the Mojo!!

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