Funny Family stories: You got one!

Texasbelle · 07-25-2007, 09:01 AM

Howela, where did your father in law live? I hope it wasn't him. Wouldn't that be a small world? One of the worst parts was we went to church at First Baptist Waskom with this man so she had to see him every Sunday and Wednesday!!!!!

piemaker720 · 07-25-2007, 12:03 PM

My grand daughter was sick one time and my daughter and I took her to the ER. We left my grand son who was 2 years old with his daddy. His dad went out to get something out of his pickup. When he did my grandson shut the door, locked it and went to bed. His dad was left outside trying to figure out how to get back in. After an hour he remembered he had a spare key in his truck. He said he could look in the window and see my grandson in bed watchung tv, but he would not open the door.

piemaker720 · 07-25-2007, 05:14 PM

This is about my grandson who is 3. We were forever having things missing, cell phones,shoes, etc. One day I was cleaning the floor and I noticed a floor vent had no air coming out. When I tried to look through the grate I could see something in there. When I took the grate off I found everything we were missing, cell phones, house shoes, toys, pencils. He had been storing them in his hiding place. Boys, gotta love them

howela · 07-25-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Howela, where did your father in law live? I hope it wasn't him. Wouldn't that be a small world? One of the worst parts was we went to church at First Baptist Waskom with this man so she had to see him every Sunday and Wednesday!!!!!

Originally from Oil City, he lived most of his life in Shreveport and worked for Scklar and Phillips Oil company. He worked well sites in east Texas but never told us about a nudist and a fire.... although he said he did catch two people fornicating in a well site shed. When he opened the door he said the girl started yelling at the guy," I tol' ya we'as gonna get ketched."

He retired in the late 80's and passed away in the late 90's.

Texasbelle · 07-25-2007, 10:17 PM

OH thank goodness it wasn't him. But how funny is that he caught those two????

Pocahontas · 07-29-2007, 11:32 PM

My brother has been sending me old photos lately and one in particular jarred my memory. My parents took my 3 siblings and I to Hawaii while we were in our teens. For some reason my dad didn't bring enough underwear along. He began washing them in the hotel room sink but then realized he didn't have a place to dry them. We had rented a station wagon so guess what Daddy did? Rolled the undies up in the top of the car window and we road around Honolulu with them flapping in the breeze. I have a photo of this but doubt he'd want me posting his face. Anyway Daddy is a very distinguished man BUT he had and still has a great sense of humor and knows how to embarrass us!

I love that man!

piemaker720 · 07-30-2007, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

My brother has been sending me old photos lately and one in particular jarred my memory. My parents took my 3 siblings and I to Hawaii while we were in our teens. For some reason my dad didn't bring enough underwear along. He began washing them in the hotel room sink but then realized he didn't have a place to dry them. We had rented a station wagon so guess what Daddy did? Rolled the undies up in the top of the car window and we road around Honolulu with them flapping in the breeze. I have a photo of this but doubt he'd want me posting his face. Anyway Daddy is a very distinguished man BUT he had and still has a great sense of humor and knows how to embarrass us!

I love that man!

rhertz · 07-30-2007, 10:37 PM

I have many family stories. But I will share one that just happened today. My sister had surgery at a local hospital today. They gave her some feel good meds before knocking her out. Apparently the nurse turned her back for a moment and my sister stood up, took off her gown, and walked out into the hall butt naked and said "I want a Margarita!"

LOL, she will be hearing about this for years to come. I promised to buy her a margarita later on in a week or two when she feels better!

piemaker720 · 07-30-2007, 10:55 PM

I have one, God bless the kids.
My grandson,three years old, was down the hall laughing. I hear him laugh really hard, then wait a minute and start laughing again. I wondered what that boy was finding so funny. I snuck down the hall, look through the bedroom door straight through to the bathroom. There he was standing barefoot in the toilet and flushing it. When the water would swirl around his ankles he would laugh, then he would wait for it to fill and flush again. I yelled boy what are you doing. He jump out and said nothing with that innocent look on his face.

Texasbelle · 07-31-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

I have many family stories. But I will share one that just happened today. My sister had surgery at a local hospital today. They gave her some feel good meds before knocking her out. Apparently the nurse turned her back for a moment and my sister stood up, took off her gown, and walked out into the hall butt naked and said "I want a Margarita!"

LOL, she will be hearing about this for years to come. I promised to buy her a margarita later on in a week or two when she feels better!

Oh Lord, patients on Versed should never have an eye taken off of them for a second. I remember when my youngest son was getting ready to have surgery and they had given it to him. He was hilarious. It's the greatest drug ever. Always good for a laugh.

07-25-2007, 09:01 AM	#1
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	Howela, where did your father in law live? I hope it wasn't him. Wouldn't that be a small world? One of the worst parts was we went to church at First Baptist Waskom with this man so she had to see him every Sunday and Wednesday!!!!! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

07-25-2007, 12:03 PM	#2
piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	My grand daughter was sick one time and my daughter and I took her to the ER. We left my grand son who was 2 years old with his daddy. His dad went out to get something out of his pickup. When he did my grandson shut the door, locked it and went to bed. His dad was left outside trying to figure out how to get back in. After an hour he remembered he had a spare key in his truck. He said he could look in the window and see my grandson in bed watchung tv, but he would not open the door. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

07-25-2007, 05:14 PM	#3
piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	This is about my grandson who is 3. We were forever having things missing, cell phones,shoes, etc. One day I was cleaning the floor and I noticed a floor vent had no air coming out. When I tried to look through the grate I could see something in there. When I took the grate off I found everything we were missing, cell phones, house shoes, toys, pencils. He had been storing them in his hiding place. Boys, gotta love them __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

07-25-2007, 10:17 PM	#5
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	OH thank goodness it wasn't him. But how funny is that he caught those two???? __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

07-29-2007, 11:32 PM	#6
Pocahontas SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 294	Flapping in the breeze! My brother has been sending me old photos lately and one in particular jarred my memory. My parents took my 3 siblings and I to Hawaii while we were in our teens. For some reason my dad didn't bring enough underwear along. He began washing them in the hotel room sink but then realized he didn't have a place to dry them. We had rented a station wagon so guess what Daddy did? Rolled the undies up in the top of the car window and we road around Honolulu with them flapping in the breeze. I have a photo of this but doubt he'd want me posting his face. Anyway Daddy is a very distinguished man BUT he had and still has a great sense of humor and knows how to embarrass us! I love that man! __________________ "The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain." Jennifer Aniston

07-30-2007, 10:37 PM	#8
rhertz SBLive! Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,834 Rep Power: 316	I have many family stories. But I will share one that just happened today. My sister had surgery at a local hospital today. They gave her some feel good meds before knocking her out. Apparently the nurse turned her back for a moment and my sister stood up, took off her gown, and walked out into the hall butt naked and said "I want a Margarita!" LOL, she will be hearing about this for years to come. I promised to buy her a margarita later on in a week or two when she feels better!

07-30-2007, 10:55 PM	#9
piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	I have one, God bless the kids. My grandson,three years old, was down the hall laughing. I hear him laugh really hard, then wait a minute and start laughing again. I wondered what that boy was finding so funny. I snuck down the hall, look through the bedroom door straight through to the bathroom. There he was standing barefoot in the toilet and flushing it. When the water would swirl around his ankles he would laugh, then he would wait for it to fill and flush again. I yelled boy what are you doing. He jump out and said nothing with that innocent look on his face. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

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