Bi-otch,Bi-otch,Bi-otch

Pocahontas · 06-18-2007, 10:55 PM

Our yard man! He is psycho! Have y'all seen Caddy Shack? He IS Bill Murray!
He had been mowing a little while and then I notice that the mower has stopped. I don't hear anything for a long while. He is standing in the middle of our backyard with shovel in hand staring at the ground. He marches around in circles staring and stomping over and over. (It really is quite humorous) but still I need him to get the yard completed so I can go on about my business etc. Anyway he says he is hunting for moles and gophers! He thoroughly is obsessed! He also has a knack for showing up at the worst possible times.
It used to be during mine and Mr. Pokie's wine time on the back porch. Lately it's been when I'm in my tub. I have to remember to close the blinds! One day I looked up and here he came around the backyard and I'm in the tub!

Guess that's enough bi-otching for now!

piemaker720 · 06-18-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

Our yard man! He is psycho! Have y'all seen Caddy Shack? He IS Bill Murray!
He had been mowing a little while and then I notice that the mower has stopped. I don't hear anything for a long while. He is standing in the middle of our backyard with shovel in hand staring at the ground. He marches around in circles staring and stomping over and over. (It really is quite humorous) but still I need him to get the yard completed so I can go on about my business etc. Anyway he says he is hunting for moles and gophers! He thoroughly is obsessed! He also has a knack for showing up at the worst possible times.
It used to be during mine and Mr. Pokie's wine time on the back porch. Lately it's been when I'm in my tub. I have to remember to close the blinds! One day I looked up and here he came around the backyard and I'm in the tub!

Guess that's enough bi-otching for now!

Oh man, that's bad but it is also halarios. I can just picture a Bill Murray in the yard.

LateNight · 06-18-2007, 11:59 PM

"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my-"

Pocahontas · 06-19-2007, 08:39 AM

That is perfect LateNight!

I came home another time and Bill oh I mean Yard Man was lying face down in my front yard not unlike this photo! Neighbors were calling asking me if I knew their was a man lying face down in my front yard! On another occasion he had his wife babysit in a lawn chair just staring at the ground for an hour or so hoping to catch a glimpse of that rascal!The stories go on and on!

piemaker720 · 06-19-2007, 08:54 AM

That was a good one LN. Polkie I hope he is good at his job, if not I'd watch out for him. But he does sound halarious.

Isaac-Saxxon · 06-19-2007, 02:28 PM

We live in a land where we can Bi-otch as much as we would like and it is all because of many brave soldiers that have shed blood for that right

Please continue your Bi-otching it is your right as a American

Now let us here what ELVIS thinks about this matter

http://home.comcast.net/~nw-fla/trib...B_thompson.htm

Pocahontas · 06-19-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LateNight

"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my-"

He's baaaack!! Yard Man mowed yesterday and I just looked out in my backyard and he has just reappeared with shovel in hand trying to murder a mole he "just happened" to see this morning in my yard! This is getting creepier now I don't even know what time or day he's coming it seems to be quite often though.

He said he really thinks it's fun!
I seem to be attracting stalkers lately!

rhertz · 06-20-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

He's baaaack!! Yard Man mowed yesterday and I just looked out in my backyard and he has just reappeared with shovel in hand trying to murder a mole he "just happened" to see this morning in my yard! This is getting creepier now I don't even know what time or day he's coming it seems to be quite often though.

He said he really thinks it's fun!
I seem to be attracting stalkers lately!

Hopefully he won't use plastic explosives to get that mole. Are you sure it wasn't a gopher?

Pocahontas · 06-20-2007, 08:09 PM

It's most likely gophers and moles! Our yard looks like a dirt pit!

Texasbelle · 06-20-2007, 09:29 PM

We have gophers and moles everywhere over here. If anybody knows the best way to get rid of them, pllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeee let me know!

06-18-2007, 10:55 PM	#1
Pocahontas SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 294	From the Far Side... Our yard man! He is psycho! Have y'all seen Caddy Shack? He IS Bill Murray! He had been mowing a little while and then I notice that the mower has stopped. I don't hear anything for a long while. He is standing in the middle of our backyard with shovel in hand staring at the ground. He marches around in circles staring and stomping over and over. (It really is quite humorous) but still I need him to get the yard completed so I can go on about my business etc. Anyway he says he is hunting for moles and gophers! He thoroughly is obsessed! He also has a knack for showing up at the worst possible times. It used to be during mine and Mr. Pokie's wine time on the back porch. Lately it's been when I'm in my tub. I have to remember to close the blinds! One day I looked up and here he came around the backyard and I'm in the tub! Guess that's enough bi-otching for now!

06-18-2007, 11:59 PM	#3
LateNight SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 290	"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my-" Attached Thumbnails

06-19-2007, 08:39 AM	#4
Pocahontas SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 294	That is perfect LateNight! I came home another time and Bill oh I mean Yard Man was lying face down in my front yard not unlike this photo! Neighbors were calling asking me if I knew their was a man lying face down in my front yard! On another occasion he had his wife babysit in a lawn chair just staring at the ground for an hour or so hoping to catch a glimpse of that rascal!The stories go on and on! Last edited by Pocahontas; 06-20-2007 at 08:07 PM.

06-19-2007, 08:54 AM	#5
piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	That was a good one LN. Polkie I hope he is good at his job, if not I'd watch out for him. But he does sound halarious. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

06-19-2007, 02:28 PM	#6
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 340	We live in a land where we can Bi-otch as much as we would like and it is all because of many brave soldiers that have shed blood for that right Please continue your Bi-otching it is your right as a American Now let us here what ELVIS thinks about this matter http://home.comcast.net/~nw-fla/trib...B_thompson.htm __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

06-20-2007, 08:09 PM	#9
Pocahontas SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,691 Rep Power: 294	It's most likely gophers and moles! Our yard looks like a dirt pit!

06-20-2007, 09:29 PM	#10
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	We have gophers and moles everywhere over here. If anybody knows the best way to get rid of them, pllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeee let me know! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

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