Texas governor stirs controversy

[Al Swearengen]

Yeah, Brains an big pussy. He didnt want to meet at the gym for a friendly boxing match to settle our differences, so he calls me up and starts threatenin my family. We're supposed to meet tomorrow and I'll let yall know how it turns out. At any rate, he's got my number and he was stupid enough to call it...three times no less. Time'll tell just how stupid he REALLY is.

[Texasbelle]

Now, isn't threatening somebody against the law? Especially threatening to harm one's family? Surely he wasn't that stupid.

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Now, isn't threatening somebody against the law? Especially threatening to harm one's family? Surely he wasn't that stupid.

Yeah, you'd think NObody could be THAT stupid, but you'd be wrong. He said he'd "show up at my house" and "slap my momma" or words to that effect. Idle threats, of course, since he has no clue where I live...still, I'm considerin notifyin the authorities. It occurred to me that this guy was a murder suspect, and he might not be playin with a full deck.

[BrainSmashR]

If I've threatened your family AND just got off the phone with you again ANd I'ma previous murder suspect AND I'm crazy

How come you aren't pressing charges ALREADY?

BTW, nice of you to brag to these people about showing up while crying on the phone to me about NOT showing up and calling the cops because some crazy guy is threatening your family after posting your contact information on a public forum. Can one of you ladies hand this guy a tampon, he seems to be having problems with his cooter.

You see folks, I don't care if you like Al more than you like me. It's because he lies to flatter you while I am brutally honest 100% of the time. It's the difference between someone being ashamed of who they are and someone being proud of who they are.

This guy tells you I've threatened his family because he's knows his mouth has gotten him into a situation his mouth can't get him out of. So he lies to you, says I'm crazy and refuses to show up for a fight when he provided his own contact information, dared me to call, and was allowed to pick the time, city, and location for out meeting.....under the condition that I didn't have to wait a week and waste a Friday night on him....I'm single, remember, Friday night isn't for fighting.

I really couldn't care less about his family. If they're stupid enough to stay with a gun-toting coward like him, that's their choice, this is America, and hopefully one of his kids won't pay the ultimate price one night for his cowardliness while they are sneaking out the window to see their boy/girlfriend.

[BrainSmashR]

Damn puss....what did you say you were gonna do if I called again?

Not answer the phone?

Laughing Out Loud

[BrainSmashR]

Well I guess I'm going back to bed. MY number is still up there puss, whenever you get to feeling froggy again, just give me a ring.

BTW, I have no intention of hitting your padded helmet with a padded glove. Boxing is older than you are, "champ", step up to the UFC if you ever drop a pair, and get ready to go to sleep.

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

If I've threatened your family AND just got off the phone with you again ANd I'ma previous murder suspect AND I'm crazy

How come you aren't pressing charges ALREADY?

BTW, nice of you to brag to these people about showing up while crying on the phone to me about NOT showing up and calling the cops because some crazy guy is threatening your family after posting your contact information on a public forum. Can one of you ladies hand this guy a tampon, he seems to be having problems with his cooter.

You see folks, I don't care if you like Al more than you like me. It's because he lies to flatter you while I am brutally honest 100% of the time. It's the difference between someone being ashamed of who they are and someone being proud of who they are.

This guy tells you I've threatened his family because he's knows his mouth has gotten him into a situation his mouth can't get him out of. So he lies to you, says I'm crazy and refuses to show up for a fight when he provided his own contact information, dared me to call, and was allowed to pick the time, city, and location for out meeting.....under the condition that I didn't have to wait a week and waste a Friday night on him....I'm single, remember, Friday night isn't for fighting.

I really couldn't care less about his family. If they're stupid enough to stay with a gun-toting coward like him, that's their choice, this is America, and hopefully one of his kids won't pay the ultimate price one night for his cowardliness while they are sneaking out the window to see their boy/girlfriend.

Yup, you're a real pussy alright. Steppin into the boxin ring would've settled the matter once and for all, and legally. But thats not what you had in mind, is it? I would'nt have minded steppin into the ring with ya where I'd have been legally protected from prosecution, and so would you! I'd prefer to stay on the right side of the law and keep my job, my life, just the way it is. Thats the difference between you and me. You might not have anythin to lose but I sure as hell do. But THAT just makes ya an idiot...what makes ya a pussy is threatenin my family...ya crossed the line when ya did that. Then when last we spoke, ya first tried to lie about it (which was hilarious cuz it was only you and me talkin) then admitted that you DID threaten em, but that since it'd just be your word against mine nothin could be done about it. Aint that the truth? Yeah, it is! But tellin the truth aint your strong suit. I dont have any plans to change my cell phone number, so feel free to call me up again and leave more messages. Oh and BTW, I went ahead and filed that report with the police. You didnt block your number on that last call (though it was probably from a pay phone), but they have it on record anyway, along with that toughguy message ya left on my voice mail. OOPS!

[BrainSmashR]

"I'd kick your ass, but I'm scared you'll call the cops"


LAF

Did your Mom teach you that one?

Hey look buddy, it's over and you're a coward. I'm not going to meet you at a gym next week and put weighted gloves on my hands and fight you in a place you probably train at on a regular basis.

Remember, I'm crazy, not stupid, stupid.

I already offered to meet you THIS EVENING at a time and place of your own choosing and you came on here with this sob story about me threatening your family and being some kind of crazy murder suspect.


Personally, I think EVERYONE here sees the difference between a man who can defend himself and puss so scared of getting his ass kicked on a daily basis that he has a concealed weapons permit....in what 14 states did you say, and absolutely refuses to put his money where his mouth is unless he can do it under close supervision and with a padded helmet and gloves.

[BrainSmashR]

So go ahead and comeback here and brag about what a little bad ass you are.....my phone number will still be the same when you get over your fear of being hurt, little boy.

Oh, and BTW, did the cops tell you no crime had been committed? Any intelligent person could have told you the same thing.

Of course I've seen what passes for intelligence around here.....

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

"I'd kick your ass, but I'm scared you'll call the cops"


LAF

Did your Mom teach you that one?

Hey look buddy, it's over and you're a coward. I'm not going to meet you at a gym next week and put weighted gloves on my hands and fight you in a place you probably train at on a regular basis.

Remember, I'm crazy, not stupid, stupid.

I already offered to meet you THIS EVENING at a time and place of your own choosing and you came on here with this sob story about me threatening your family and being some kind of crazy murder suspect.


Personally, I think EVERYONE here sees the difference between a man who can defend himself and puss so scared of getting his ass kicked on a daily basis that he has a concealed weapons permit....in what 14 states did you say, and absolutely refuses to put his money where his mouth is unless he can do it under close supervision and with a padded helmet and gloves.

Ive been thinkin about what possible reason ya might have for rejectin my invitation to settle this in the boxin ring...and what I keep comin up with is that you dont want to appear cowardly...ya dont want an audience. Ya want to be able to wuss out without anyone seein ya do it but me, and thats ok cuz its just "your word against mine". But ya have my number, if ya change your mind.