You Might Be a Redneck If...

Pocahontas · 05-06-2007, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

You might be a redneck if....

You think the law have given you a free ticket to shoot anyone at anytime you think your safety is in danger anywhere on your property.

BS I actually thought for a minute there you were gonna lighten up and tell a joke! Guess the joke was on me!

AnimeSpirit · 05-06-2007, 01:27 PM

If you've ever arrived for lunch an hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

I SWEAR this actually happens in the military.

piemaker720 · 05-06-2007, 02:10 PM

You might be a redneck if your junior-senior prom had a day care center.

Pattyann3566 · 05-06-2007, 03:06 PM

I heard you might be a red neck if you graduated jounior high the same year as your youngest kid

Isaac-Saxxon · 05-06-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Pattyann3566

I heard you might be a red neck if you graduated jounior high the same year as your youngest kid

Welcome to the board Pattyann

I hope you enjoy your stay

Now you might be Redneck if you like this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNpk2Bt0OM

Mrs. Piemaker would you please check your private messages

AnimeSpirit · 05-06-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

Now you might be Redneck if you like this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNpk2Bt0OM

Ouch, comprehending all of that gives me a headache. I'd hate to be the genealogist for that family.

BrainSmashR · 05-06-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

BS I actually thought for a minute there you were gonna lighten up and tell a joke! Guess the joke was on me!

It IS a joke, the problem is some folks don't realize it.

AnimeSpirit · 05-06-2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

It IS a joke, the problem is some folks don't realize it.

It sounded rather provocative to me. If you're the only one who can laugh at it, then it's not a joke.

If you've ever saddled a jet engine, you might be a military redneck.

BrainSmashR · 05-06-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AnimeSpirit

It sounded rather provocative to me. If you're the only one who can laugh at it, then it's not a joke.

If you've ever saddled a jet engine, you might be a military redneck.

Or the satire could simply be above the heads of those who don't find it funny....

AnimeSpirit · 05-06-2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

Or the satire could simply be above the heads of those who don't find it funny....

Don't flatter yourself. If that were above my head, for one, it wouldn't have seemed so provocative.

BrainSmashR · 05-06-2007, 04:47 PM

Or maybe you just choose to see it as provocative rather than a level of humor you don't get.

Surely you aren't so arrogant as to believe that if you don't find something funny, no one else in the world will either? Even I'M not that arrogant, and I'm pretty damn arrogant.

AnimeSpirit · 05-06-2007, 04:52 PM

Of course not. I'm merely speaking for myself. It wasn't over my head in the least, but I also didn't find it amusing and apparently neither did Pokie. Anywho, let's gather some more laughs.

If you've ever been launched from a aircraft carrier without an aircraft, you might be a military redneck.

Pocahontas · 05-06-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

Or the satire could simply be above the heads of those who don't find it funny....

No not above my head just felt this belonged on the gun toting thread! It would be nice to see you show some real humor if you have it in you and not make it a personal attack on someone! Chill out, dude!

Texasbelle · 05-06-2007, 06:37 PM

Ok Brain if you are so funny and have a sense of humor give us your best joke...come on...do it...dare ya!

BrainSmashR · 05-07-2007, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Ok Brain if you are so funny and have a sense of humor give us your best joke...come on...do it...dare ya!

Ok, this one time, this guy challenged me to "beat him up" on a public forum. So I provided my phone number so we could set up a time and meeting place.

Well suddenly he's not so brave anymore. NOW he wants me to call HIM, so I call, we "chat", and settle on a date. 5pm 5/7/07 Betty Virginia Park. I hang up, content that we've reached an agreement.

So about 5 hours later I log on to the forum and I read that said individual is here telling everyone I threatened his family and is obviously having second thoughts about about our meeting because one of my X girlfriends went missing 6 months after we broke up, so naturally, I was the prime suspect.

Anyway, I call him back and ask if he intends to keep our appointment to which he replies "I don't think so"....

I'm telling ya, I never laughed so hard in my LIFE!!!

05-06-2007, 01:27 PM	#2
AnimeSpirit SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nowhere Age: 43 Posts: 1,659 Rep Power: 284	Yea me too, Pokie If you've ever arrived for lunch an hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck. I SWEAR this actually happens in the military. __________________ Confuscious says~

05-06-2007, 04:52 PM	#12
AnimeSpirit SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nowhere Age: 43 Posts: 1,659 Rep Power: 284	Of course not. I'm merely speaking for myself. It wasn't over my head in the least, but I also didn't find it amusing and apparently neither did Pokie. Anywho, let's gather some more laughs. If you've ever been launched from a aircraft carrier without an aircraft, you might be a military redneck. __________________ Confuscious says~

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Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	Ok Brain if you are so funny and have a sense of humor give us your best joke...come on...do it...dare ya! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

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