The hilarious thing is I have shaved my head a couple of times in my life and when I did I looked EXACTLY like Private Pyle.

The very first thing.. given it's someone you have not met before.. not someone from school, or someone from work, that you get to know first.. it's usually the looks.. after that, I'd say it has to be personality, compatibility etc.. for the relationship to last. I'm sure I had my eyes on my better half, before she had her eyes on me.. I played the game, and tried to be entertaining as possible :) .. Then after awhile... it's like the song says "Gettin' up the nerve.... is a man's job" :cool:

LOL I know I got the better deal LMAO :yes:

:gosaints:

Seems like more often than not, the ones we want, dont want us, and the ones that want us, we dont want. Everyone usually wants what they cant have when it comes to love.

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
Ya just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing's for sure
Love stinks
Love stinks yeah yeah

:cool:

Tbelle, I've been married nearly 25 years, that's a quarter century to one woman and one woman only. Bingo, you hit the bulleye. "Looks" had me like a spell. I was 18, she was 15... She looked like Farrah Faucet Majors. I've been a slave to love ever since.....

Yeah she'd gained a few pounds since then (cough cough) but I can still see the Farrah Faucet every time I see her. However now that I've had a few decades to get to know her, things change. LOL, a couple of kids will do that to ya..... I have found that personality counts for more and more and looks count less and less, especially while I hone my parental skills. In both regards, I do have my standards and limits. But I'm open minded. What was your question? :D

Your description of me is uncanny! :duck:

But alas, you probably like blonds over balding brunettes................

Well Rhertz the good news is most all men go thin on top eventually. Your peers will eventually catch up. Some (Neo , Isaac) sooner rather than later!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Well even though Mr. P is a blonde turning gray I still like it! It matches his goatee!:laugh:

Carpet/Drapes :laugh::laugh: need to be color coordinated :D

I prefer bare wood floors to carpet.

Might want to run a sander over that floor before hand so you will get those nasty splinters out.

A bit off topic but still close enough
 

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name
stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You
can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park, or
you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
pay. Wrinkles add character. Graying hair adds attraction. Wedding
dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is
practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
feet.
One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or
she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

Sounds like a very boring life to me!

Because ? You are very high maintenance :rolleyes: Yea I know men for the most part can not live without a woman to spend their money :p

LOL word up dawg :yes:

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