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Old 09-27-2007, 09:30 PM   #1
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Childhood menories

When i was growing up my dad would drink and he would say poems to us. We thought they were funny but I remembered them. Here goes.

Carnation Milk

Carnation Milk the best in the land
Comes to the store in a little red can
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch
Just punch a hole in the son-of-a-b*tch.

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Here is another that was so true to us older generation.

Me Mudder


Whem me prayers so early said
Who tucked me in me little bed
Who spanked me *ss til it was red
Me Mudder

Who took me from my cozy cot
And sat me on an ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not
Me Mudder

Who did me hair so neatly part
She pressed me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeezed me til I fart
Me Mudder


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Well, the one my dad said to get us all laughing was..

Beans beans the musical fruit,
the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel
so eat beans with every meal.
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Beans, Beans, good for the heart
the more you eat, the more you phart

The more you phart, the better you feel,
so lets have beans at every meal
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My dad would sing.. (as he ate one)

"Bananas are my favorite fruit because they have appeal."
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The more you phart, the better you feel,
"That's how jet propulsion got started."
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Beans, Beans, good for the heart
the more you eat, the more you phart

The more you phart, the better you feel,
so lets have beans at every meal
He sang that one too!!!! How funny!
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I like those but Me Mudder has always been my favorite. For some reason it is got a lot of truth there.
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