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08-09-2007, 07:32 AM | #1 |
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You Might Be A "Redneck" If!
The way Bobby Williams tells it, his ranch on 100 acres of rural piney hills in East Texas was supposed to be a quiet way to enjoy retirement after a career in the insurance business.
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08-09-2007, 07:40 AM | #2 |
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I just called my travel agent!
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08-09-2007, 08:45 AM | #3 |
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Ya can't keep a bunch of rednecks from hurting themselves. It can't be done. Arrest them all you want. They'll be back again.
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that sounds like a rootin-tootin good ole time!!!!!!
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08-09-2007, 03:41 PM | #8 |
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I hate I missed this! The mattress toss, Daisy Duke Contest, and Engine Starter Contest all sounded like a great time. My personal favorite and the competition I am best at is the Cow Patty Tossing Contest!!!! With the right technique those brown babies can go a long ways!!!
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08-09-2007, 04:05 PM | #9 |
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This would be a fun redneck game.
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Hey Tbelle I'll challenge you to a mud wrestling match, okay!? I bet we could sell some tickets to some of these locals!! Although with all your working out you could probably kick my butt!
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Pokie I think we might could make us some extra spending money with your idea! We could follow it by having Isaac meet us at Betty Virginia for that little show down as well. Lots of people still willing to pay to see him in his speedo!!!!!
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Oh Belle ! You are the one that lives in East Texas and even down a old tar and gravel road. Bunch of one toothed wonders for the pine hills of east Texas. I would love to see you two mud wrestle You know salt water floats in fresh water. Be looking for those hanging gardens to surface first I am sure for a fee the man could bring them back UP to speed
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