Nothing calms you more than sitting out in the yard watching your chickens poke around for bugs and carry on conversations with each other," said Carla Allen, who keeps chickens on her ranch in San Marcos.
I do not think so!! No way are those roosters going to be a calming affect on moi!
Pie can I borrow your bag of rice and a rope?
I can then scare the chickens back to where they came from?