Hey folks. I am writing from the north pole because I could not deal with the heat you people have in LA
besides the heat which gives me problems such as a sudden melt down I found some other reasons for a Snow Man not to be in LA. (never eat yellow snow)
TEN THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING T.V. AFTER KATRINA
1. There were no white people living in New Orleans .
2. The hurricane only destroyed black people's property.
3. Only black family members got separated during the rescue effort.
4. White folks do not make good news stories.
5. New Orleans was the only area devastated by the hurricane. There was a
tree down in Mississippi and a limb was blown off a tree in Alabama .
6. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come and get you
and give you money for being stupid.
7. When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen T.V.
8. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to rescue. Stand in front
of a CNN camera and bemoan the fact the government hasn't given you a debit
card yet.
9. The hurricane did twenty three billion dollars of improvements to the
city of New Orleans . Now the city is welfare, gang, and looter free. THEY
ARE ALL IN YOUR CITY!
10. The only thing worse was to be a white SNOW MAN
See ya in the late fall
Snow Man