Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
10-11-2007, 01:18 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 41,005
Actual Instruction Labels
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
09-19-2007, 02:59 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 37,104
Something to Offend Everyone
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
How do you know a Chinese...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
09-18-2007, 01:26 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 41,526
A man joins the church
A crusty old man...
A man joins the church
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says
to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
09-10-2007, 11:46 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 41,526
10th marriage
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 9 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
09-10-2007, 11:36 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 41,526
More Funnies
Dog in Heat
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child....
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Forum: World News
09-04-2007, 11:04 AM
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Replies: 52
Views: 109,146
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
09-04-2007, 10:48 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 37,526
Things actually said in court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-30-2007, 10:46 AM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If...
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Forum: Health
08-30-2007, 10:26 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 39,795
thats my favorite kind, thats all i put in my...
thats my favorite kind, thats all i put in my salads, it has more nutrients than any kind of lettuce, but i guess i've already tossed my peanut butter so i guess i have to get rid of this to.
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Forum: Style & Shopping
08-28-2007, 11:11 AM
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Replies: 63
Views: 215,551
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Forum: Local News
08-28-2007, 11:02 AM
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Replies: 34
Views: 53,085
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-28-2007, 10:54 AM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Mother Nature
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-28-2007, 10:52 AM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Hot Dogs
Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and finally emigrate into New York. Before they begin...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-24-2007, 11:02 AM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:45 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Social Security
A retired gentlemen went into the social security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:41 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Love Dress
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:34 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Magic Beer!
Magic Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:28 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
The Life of an Egg
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:20 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Mother in Law
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom,...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:16 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Inspiration in our time of need
I seldom pass along inspirational stuff, but this one got to me.
I believe, in these difficult and mean-spirited times in which we live, there needs to be a message of Hope.
We can all use a...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:13 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Cajuns in Heaven
Cajuns in Heaven
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have
some Cajuns up here in heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the pearly gates. My horn is...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:11 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Dr. Dave
: Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day
long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming....
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:10 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
The 12 monks
Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:08 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
Counting with Fingers
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him and...
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Forum: Shreveport Happy Hour!
08-23-2007, 04:04 PM
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Replies: 23
Views: 85,379
How to lose your last name
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day he decided to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a...
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